Backseat Driver

Posted by sek8 at July 5th, 2006

What’s wrong with this picture?

“Former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff is recovering after undergoing surgery for an injury he suffered during a shaving accident. The actor/singer severed a tendon in his right arm while shaving in the bathroom of a gym in the Sanderson Hotel in London on Thursday. Hasselhoff hit his head on a chandelier, which showered his arm with broken glass. Doctors operated on the injured tendon and the 53-year-old star spent one night at St Thomas’ Hospital in central London. According to his publicist, Judy Katz, ‘He’s fine. He’s out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow.’ The star is currently in London filming a commercial for a British Internet company.”

Source: WENN

Exactly what sort of gym has a chandelier? How did he hit his head on it while shaving? The whole thing is just odd.

CNN Story

Posted by sek8 at July 4th, 2006

My brother and I discovered Jack Bauer jokes tonight, enjoy!

Jack Bauer already caught Osama, you just dont know it yet.

Jack Bauer played a game of Russian roulette with a fully-loaded gun. And won.

Jack Bauer can strangle you with a cordless phone.

1.46 Billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer fights terrorists 25 hours a day.

When ever anyone asks Jack Bauer about how his day is going he says “Previously on 24.”

Superman’s only weakness is kryptonite. Jack Bauer mocks Superman for having a weakness.

When Google can’t find something they ask Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer wasn’t born, he was released.

If everyone listened to Jack Bauer the show would be called 12.

Posted by sek8 at July 1st, 2006

This clip is so bad its hilarious, I love it.

Posted by sek8 at February 28th, 2006

News-flash:

An important case is set to appear before the US Supreme Court today…

Thats right folks! It’s the “Anna Nicole Smith, I want my money because I married a man that was worth 1.6 Billion and was who 89 years old and then he died” Show! Yay!

Posted by sek8 at January 28th, 2006

Recently there have been multiple celebrity sightings in the West-Village area…. Is Durham the new SoHo?

The Author OR Tamara Hope a.k.a. the Stepsister from Planet Weird?

Keith’s Brother OR Tyson from Beauty and the Geek?

Play of Kid N’ Play OR A Guy that lives in my building?