Eureka!
Posted by sek8 at July 4th, 2006
My brother and I discovered Jack Bauer jokes tonight, enjoy!
Jack Bauer already caught Osama, you just dont know it yet.
Jack Bauer played a game of Russian roulette with a fully-loaded gun. And won.
Jack Bauer can strangle you with a cordless phone.
1.46 Billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer fights terrorists 25 hours a day.
When ever anyone asks Jack Bauer about how his day is going he says “Previously on 24.”
Superman’s only weakness is kryptonite. Jack Bauer mocks Superman for having a weakness.
When Google can’t find something they ask Jack Bauer for help.
Jack Bauer wasn’t born, he was released.
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer the show would be called 12.
